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The European Commission have just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather
than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted
a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish":
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly,
this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f".
This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters,
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the
language is disgraceful, and they should go away.
By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to
ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!! And zen ve vil take over ze vorld!!!
hahahaha :-D
har alltid tyckt att den är underbar!
Just nu är jag iaf arbetslös :-) guttans
Orkar inte skriva mycket om studenten mer än att den var bra!
Ögoninflammation och virus i halsen dämpade lyckan lite men fan vad nice det var ändå
Lite bilder kommer att dyka upp relativt snart.
Tack alla som gjorde min dag så bra :-D
/ Sarah
The European Commission have just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather
than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted
a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish":
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly,
this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f".
This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters,
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the
language is disgraceful, and they should go away.
By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to
ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!! And zen ve vil take over ze vorld!!!
hahahaha :-D
har alltid tyckt att den är underbar!
Just nu är jag iaf arbetslös :-) guttans
Orkar inte skriva mycket om studenten mer än att den var bra!
Ögoninflammation och virus i halsen dämpade lyckan lite men fan vad nice det var ändå
Lite bilder kommer att dyka upp relativt snart.
Tack alla som gjorde min dag så bra :-D
/ Sarah
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